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JK Rowling invites you to return to the Wizarding world.
I never left.
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When you’re festive af, but your parents tell you to calm.
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The Signs as Shia LaBeouf
Aries: Marathon Runner Shia LaBeouf
Taurus: Stanley Yelnats Shia LaBeouf
Gemini: Motivational Speaker Shia LaBeouf
Cancer: Transformers Shia LaBeouf
Leo: Elastic Heart Shia LaBeouf
Virgo: Even Stevens Shia LaBeouf
Libra: No Longer Famous Shia LaBeouf
Scorpio: Indiana Jones Shia LaBeouf
Sagitarius: Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Capricorn: Freestyle Rapper Shia LaBeouf
Aquarius: Watching His Own Movies Shia LaBeouf
Pisces: Shia LaBeouf on the Ellen DeGeneres Show
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like every captain america movie really:
people: steve, this is how things are gonna be
steve: i am going to have to respectfully disagree with you and walk away calmly
steve: [walks away calmly]
steve: [rides back in on a motorcycle ready to fuck shit up] oN SECOND THOUGHT--
‘There’s no need to call me ‘Sir’, Professor’ is hands down the most savage thing Harry has ever said or done
Like I honestly don’t think JKR gave it the reaction it deserved. Ron would be cheering and high fiving everybody. Dean and Seamus would be hugging and crying. Neville would be screaming
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teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
me: the bourgeois
teacher: what
me: what
karl marx: nice
Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??
season 1: two people have been MURDERED.
season 2: lmao everyone has bad days just put the body on that pile over there & chill
“What about me?” Emma said, quickly. “Don’t I have to make sure Jules winds up with someone who deserves him?”
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